Yay!!!!!  I’m so excited I can hardly think about it.

To Pres. George H.W. Bush. and all you NeoCon, kleptocratic, law-breaking, theocratic, Dominionist thugs.  Good riddance.  Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on your way out the door!  I hope I never see you all again on Capital Hill.

To Elizabeth Dole.  Goodbye!  You can take your nasty-ass ads back home to Salisbury, NC, where you started out.  Adios.

To Sen. McCain.  I’m glad you didn’t get elected.  I used to like you, a lot, but the John McCain I respected was replaced by a right-wing pod person about the time you won the Republican nomination.  I hope you go off and find your old self again.  The self-serving pandering to the right-most slice of the Republican party was beneath you, really.

To Gov. Sarah Palin.  If I never hear your name on the news again, I’ll be happy.  I think Dan Quayle was better prepared to be Vice President than you are.  ’nuff said.

To President-Elect Obama.  I’m going to hold you to your promises.  You better work as hard as you can to make them happen.  I trust that you will and I’m very happy we elected you.